Fidget's tangents

There are now three chapters up on Patrice: the Eager SHIELD Agent!  

marvelsmarvels:

The Enemy Within

marvelsmarvels:

The Enemy Within

I think 've tried sending this so many times. LAST TIME. Something I'm working on, will be sending you my ficverse heacanon if you're down. The Black Widow doesn't deserve a soul mate. At least that's what her blank wrists say. Natalia Romanova agrees. No one deserves to be cosmically bound to someone like her.

that’s cool.  totally up for it

Checking to see if I can send you this, I've tried for a while and my ask won't go through.

They do when it’s not being stupid

The other incident involving Maria getting injured, Nat isn't sure what to do with. A well intentioned agent named Patrice seems to be doing her job (even anticipating Maria's needs and getting information she hadn't asked for yet) but also setting off a chain reaction that gets Maria hurt. When she sped out of Maria's office, the door slammed harder than usual and the bookcase behind the desk shook, knocking a heavy volume off and hitting Maria in the head. On the command floor, Patrice had merely sat at her desk, but the boy pushing the trolly had swerved to avoid her and knocked the wind out of Maria. This was followed by at least five similar incidents until Maria was ready to drop kick the agent off the Helicarrier but feared that the way things went when the two of them were together she might slip over the side. Nat had to practically use her full strength to get rid of the knots in Maria's neck and shoulders that night.
OMG. That's cute! And Maria has her own Black Widow bobble head doll that she keeps in her house. Stark finds out about it and teases her like crazy. Until she comes into his office with an Iron Man bobble head and rips off the head and crushes it in her palm. He later finds another Tony Stark plushie, with its limbs cut off, courtesy of Nat. (Maria later sneaks up on Natasha making the Black Widow and Agent Hill doll doing kissing noises. She doesn't comment.)

Sam is really proud of himself when he gets Maria a Lego Iron Man figure and builds it for her and says it’s for her office.  Both she and Nat are confused until Sharon (who had gotten one for a boy at the children’s wing) points out that a button on the back makes the figure explode and and small regular sized Tony Lego figure pop out.  Maria and Nat love it and fight over it and Pepper winds up having to play Mom and having them take turns playing with it.  But it stays on Pepper’s desk sometimes too since of all of them she has to deal with Tony the most.  They can’t thank Sam enough. Especially when he tells them a Hawkeye version comes out next month.  

Natasha's stoic, neutral face drops for the first time. Her jaw is nearly unhinged when she lays eyes on Maria's apartment. Perfect, pristine, punctual AD Maria Hill is messy. Clothes are strewn all over the couch, dishes unwashed, and is that food MOLDING? Natasha suggests going out for dinner instead. The next week, Maria blearily opens her eyes to the banging on her door. Natasha barrels in with an arm load of cleaning supplies along with Steve holding the remaining supplies in a basket.

in contrast, the sheer nothingness in one of Natasha’s apartments would surprise her if she wasn’t so tired.  There is a bare mattress in the middle of the floor and a cot of to the side with an IV standing ready with a bag of saline standing ready and a fully stocked field medical kit.  On the other side of the room is a hot plate and possibly the smallest mini fridge ever.  Maria really needs to talk to Sharon about supplying Nat with medical supplies rather than dragging her to the hospital.  But for now she’s content to be Natasha’s big spoon and ignore the blood, dirt, and grime still covering them.  She thinks all she saw was a Costco thing of Wet Wipes anyway so that shower can wait.

"The Black Widow always wins and will continue to." - Scarlett Johansson

Natasha is friends with Moriarty of course

lcieheroine:

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I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift

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Comfort you when you’re sad

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We all feel down now and then

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But I’m here if you need me